Happy WTF Day!

 Posted by on 11 April 2013 at 2:00 pm  Funny, WTF
Apr 112013
 

Today is WTF Day, a holiday that I created a few years ago in response to some inordinate amount of WTFery on that day. I don’t remember what happened that day, but I put “WTF Day” on my calendar, so here we are!

On this grand holiday, do not indulge in any WTFery yourself. Also, please avoid becoming the victim of other people’s WTFery. Instead, pop the popcorn and laugh at the WTFery of others from afar.

Here’s my favorite WTFery of the day:

I’m not sure what I enjoyed more… the driver’s screaming like a little girl on seeing the cost of the ticket … or the police officer calmly telling the man that he would cite him for littering if he didn’t pick up the papers dropped in that hissy fit.

Oh, and be sure to whisper a prayer to the WTFairy, with suitable awe and reverence, lest she rain extra doses of WTFery upon you over the next year!


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Yet Another Crazy Email

 Posted by on 27 March 2013 at 2:00 pm  Funny, WTF
Mar 272013
 

I was quite floored by this email that I received on Sunday:

A friend summarized it thusly:”First, I will insult you, then I will compliment you (I think??), then for my final trick, I will ask you for advice! =/ ” Yup, that’s about it.

I tell ya, I get the best crazy emails! No, I don’t invite further crazy by replying.

In a similar vein, here’s a question recently submitted to Philosophy in Action’s Queue:

Whew! As if that’s not bad enough, it was submitted three times… and I deleted all three.

Finally, one more bit of WTFery posted to Philosophy in Action’s Facebook Page:

WUT?


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The Case of the Lost “Cat”

 Posted by on 20 November 2012 at 2:00 pm  Animals, Funny, WTF
Nov 202012
 

I saw this flyer at a bar north of Denver a few months ago:

I hope — I really hope — that someone posted that as a joke.


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Horses Chase Bear

 Posted by on 2 August 2012 at 2:00 pm  Animals, Cool, WTF
Aug 022012
 

Our local 9News posted this awesome picture on their Facebook page, with the caption: “On Friday, 9NEWS viewer Cherie Morris took this picture from the window of her home on the Florida Mesa south of U.S. Highway 160.”

Wow, just wow.


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Another Crazy Gem

 Posted by on 25 July 2012 at 2:00 pm  Funny, Language, WTF
Jul 252012
 

I get the best nutty comments, I tell you! This gem was posted on this post of Philosophy in Action’s Facebook Page:

Really, just try reading the whole thing from beginning to end. I dare you!

Even better, she posted a few follow-up comments in response to others, including:

Language and grammar are also topics that have generally been widely debated, it may be interesting to me to see how others would correct my sentences sometimes or rewrite them for me, that would not offend me, if you can write what I write better than I can then you should show me that way I can learn from it.

Um, okay!


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How to Catch a Kangaroo

 Posted by on 23 July 2012 at 2:00 pm  Animals, Funny, WTF
Jul 232012
 

It just takes a few seconds and a shopping bag to catch a kangaroo, apparently:

As 22 Words said: “Please direct all Huh?’s and WTF?’s elsewhere. I’m just the blogger and am as confused as you are…”

Really though, I wouldn’t try this at home… or in the bush.


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Crazy Spam Email Du Jour

 Posted by on 19 July 2012 at 2:00 pm  Funny, WTF
Jul 192012
 

Um, wow:

From: Latitia Schafer Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2012 at 4:10 PM Subject: I entered your website today but was unable to leave it?

I was looking at your web-site today, I entered it but wasn’t able to leave it. No matter what I did I couldn’t leave it and get back to my other work. I couldn’t go back, I couldn’t go forward, I couldn’t even turn off my computer to start over again! I felt like there was a force field surrounding me and my whole apartment building too! I tried to relax a bit to see why I had been jailed here. I read some more, tried to change my attitude, even though I felt I was being pulled into some kind of dark vortex and I might never return! Only at sunset did the force release me, long enough to write this letter, maybe it didn’t release me??? but I have to write you and ask you what your power is and what you want, I have no more strength to resist your pull. What do you want??? Your, Latitia

You, Latitia! Obviously, I want you!


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The Crazy in My Inbox

 Posted by on 7 June 2012 at 1:00 pm  Funny, WTF
Jun 072012
 

Periodically, I get awesomely crazy e-mails. This latest packs a hefty punch, and I hope that you’ll savor it by reading a good 10 to 20 sentences in a row. (I’ve not changed the formatting.)

From: LeRoy Matthews : l7mz4@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, Jun 5, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Subject: THE GREAT HOAX: Freedom, so-called “national debts”, Fake “wars”, Fake “elections”, Biblical Lies, Scientology, etc..
To: diana@philosophyinaction.com

(Sorry about this information being jumbled – Yahoos text editor doesn’t work right.) Everybody should get a copy of this information, including Prof. Laurence Kotlikoff , candidate for the presidency, Economics Prof. Thomas R. Saving, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, the “GOP”, The “Democrats”, “Churches”, Stephen Hawking, Brian Greene, the Media, etc. Insane people, Neocheaters, demons, etc., think Backwards (180 degrees out of phase from Reality, Rationality, Sanity, etc.), in ways that are Inherently Self-contradictory, in ways that don’t make sense, etc. Property that’s bought, etc., with taxpayers money belongs to the taxpayers/the public, so it can’t be sold, etc., by politicians, the military, etc. Christ was a PACIFIST. People who honor & support warriors, their Fake “wars”, etc., aren’t Christians- they’re, basically speaking, ANTI-Christians. You ought to study the 2nd Amendment. The right to keep & bear arms is an Absolute Constitutional/Federal Right. It supercedes so-called “federal laws” “state laws”, “local laws”, etc. It doesn’t say anything about buying weapoms. Begging/paying politicians to support the 2nd Amendment doesn’t make sense, & is a waste of time, money, etc. Ideologies like Communism, Socialism, Naziism, Terrorism, etc., don’t work, never did work, never will work. WWII, the Cold war, the War on Terrorism, etc., were Unnecessary Fakes. Adolf Hitler was the Anti-Christ. The “Beast” was the Nazi System. The Pope was the Prophet of the Antichrist, the man with the number 666. The Holocaust/WWII was the Tribulation. Armageddon was the last Arab-Israeli War, back in1973,apparently. The Garden of Eden wasn’t peaceful, perfect,etc., at all. It was where the so-called “god” of the Bible tried to make Adam & Eve & their descendants his slaves, & failed. The Serpent wasn’t a snake- it was a wise person, like a guru, a shaman,etc. Christ has already returned. The fact that people are creative & have free will proves that we aren’t creations. The word Yahweh isn’t Hebrew. If an omnipotent God existed, we wouldn’t have any choice but to obey. Since we don’t have to obey there can’t be any omnipotent God . I suspect that the so-called “angel Gabriel”, “the angel Moroni”, “Allah”, etc., were the so-called “god” of the bible, lying again. People aren’t supposed to retire. “Gay Christians” don’t exist, nor does “gay marriage. There wasn’t any beginning of time/ the universe, “the Big Bang”, etc., nor will there be an ending. If the universe is expanding at an increasing velocity, I see no reason to assume there’ll be a “Big Crunch”. I see no reason to assume that there has to be a time dimension. I suspect that you won’t develop a Unified Field Theory- you ‘re “losing” too much data. As LRH pointed out in his basic 1950 book on Dianetics, absolutes have to be considered logically unobtainable. There are no such things as “the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth, “absolute zero”, “chaos”, “zero mass particles”, “tears in space/time”, “infinity”, “zero”, the absolute speed of light”, “0 % probability”, 100% probability”, “particles”, etc. The idea that earth isn’t the center of the universe is correct – it’s the “I”, the observer, that’s the center. Referring to Blacks as “African-Americans” doesn’t make sense. If “nigger” (Negro) refers to black skin such words can’t be insults. Blacks on average apparently score about 16 points lower on IQ tests than whites. Blacks are apparently substantially less intelligent than whites. Blacks aren’t humans, people, a different race, etc., at all-they’re the so-called “missing link” in evolution-the ape-people. Blacks cannot be allowed to vote in white elections- especially not on a 1:1 basis. Crazy Obama isn’t our president! Knowing things like that isn’t “racism”, “hating blacks”,etc., at all. The Jews, Catholics, etc., have been insane troublemakers for millenia- they refuse to obey their “gods” Commandments not to kill, not to lie, not to steal, etc., Christs Commandments to love their neighbors, their enemies, etc. Knowing things like that isn’t “anti-semitism”, “hating Jews”, hating Christians”, being ” anti-religious”, etc., at all. People who want to live free don’t want “leaders”, “governments”, etc. War is Offensive, not Defensive. Nobody in their right mind would want to have an official debt of about $16T, let alone a debt of $211T, or more. There are no such things as “the national debt”, “the U.S. debt”, “state debts”, “municipal debts”, “countries debts, etc. Crazy politicians, etc., aren’t “governments”, let alone “countries”, etc., at all. Their debts/deficits are theirs, not ours, the taxpayers, etc. at all. Comparing politicians debts with GDPs, etc., doesn’t make sense. “Governments”, “authorities”, “laws”, “lawmakers”,etc., don’t exist. Free people, Free societies, Free countries, like this one, don’t have such things. Study Neo-Tech. It’s the so-called “governments” that are Bankrupt, have Severe $ problems, etc. Gangs of Crazy, Crooked, Thieving, Lying, Stupid, Lazy, Cowardly, Neocheaters, etc., aren’t “our governments”, “our leaders’, “our representatives”, “our politicians”, etc., at all. “Taxation”, “seizing property”, “requiring fees/fines/court costs/tolls”, etc. are just other words for Theft/Stealing. There are no such things as “tax laws”,etc. Money stolen from the taxpayers, etc., belongs to the taxpayers, etc., & cannot be considered/used as revenue. Money borrowed from investors belongs to the investors, who expect to get their money back with interest, & cannot be considered /used as revenue, investment funds, etc. “Crimes”, “illegal actions”, “felonies” “misdemeanors”, etc., don’t exist. Such concepts violate BASIC Legal & Constitutional Principles, such as Presumption of Innocence, Legal Due Process, etc. (Since people are presumed to be innocent of “crimes” , there can’t be any such things as “crimes” Christs name wasn’t Jesus, & the others in the bible didn’t have the names they’re given. None of them ever said the things they’re quoted as saying. None of them ever spoke in English. English didn’t even exist back then! The idea that Christ was ” miraculously resurrected from the dead” doesn’t make sense. The evidence- specifically- the third nail- proves that Christ couldn’t have been crucified- it must have been somebody else. The Romans apparently used 3 nails in their crucifixions- 1 through each palm or wrist & 1 through the feet or ankles. Any crucified body that wasn’t dropped- which wasn’t likely- would’ve had big holes in its feet or ankles & probably wouldn’t have been able to walk. According to the bible Christ was walking around perfectly normally a few days after the crucifixion. No “god” exists “out there” external to or separate from people. “Worshiping”, “praying to”, etc., something that doesn’t exist don’t make sense. A person, a being, is a soul/spirit, not a body. Bodies may have children, parents, symptoms, races, sexes, ages, etc., & may appear to be “mortal”. A person, a being, a soul/spirit, has no children, no parents, no symptoms, no race, no sex, no age, etc., & isn’t “mortal”, at all. It’s impossible to “die”, to “kill”, to “be killed” to “take lives”, to “save lives”, etc. The so-called “god” of the bible, who might be/ have been an extraterrestrial, was apparently very long-lived (“the eternal”), & had a major psychic power called telekinesis (tk), or psychokinesis (pk). He apparently could move things- even mountains- with his mind. It has nothing to do with having “faith”. He was doing things thousands of years ago that a real God wouldn’t have done- such as Demanding that people believe that he’s God, destroying nonbelievers, etc. (See, for example, Numbers 16.) He is apparently still incarnate now. I have a few things to say to him. I no longer need a “vicar” on earth. Dianetics is called the most advanced science of mind known to man. Scientology is called an applied religious philosophy & technology. Neither Dianetics nor Scientology is a religion. The so-called “Church of Scientology” is a Fake- a “better mousetrap” designed to attract & trap Anti-Scientologists, basically people around the 1.1 level of the Emotional Tone Scale-Covert Hostility (Communism). In his book “Science of Survival”, LRH called the 1.1 level “the most dangerous level, “the most evil, wicked, & insane level”, the level that does the most damage to society”, & “the level that is the most difficult to recognize”.

If you got down this far, you might need a drink.


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The Battle of the Bulge

 Posted by on 14 April 2012 at 10:00 am  Fitness, Funny, Health, WTF
Apr 142012
 

Clearly, we paleo women need to stop lifting heavy weights and start this 1940′s workout routine! (Really, it’s hysterical!)

On the plus side — definitely no pun intended — these women look so much healthier than today’s stick-figure models!

For more on women and weight, I’d recommend reading Why Women Need Fat by Melissa McEwen and I’m OK, You’re Fat by Crystal Meadows.


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Vermin Supreme for President!

 Posted by on 12 January 2012 at 2:00 pm  Election, Funny, WTF
Jan 122012
 

Presidential candidate Vermin Supreme is offering free ponies and zombie-powered turbines. I’m voting for him for president!


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