All cats are weird… just in different ways. Here are our three cats on cuddling, in a nutshell:
Kitty Oliver
Cuddle? Never! That’s just another of your secret plots to kill me! I will satisfy my need to cuddle by sleeping on your chest when you are not a threat — namely, while you sleep.
Kitty Elliot
I have an intense desire to cuddle you for the next five minutes, and you are required pay full attention to me and only me. After that, I will treat you with the scorn you so richly deserve… until I desperately need another cuddle, that is.
Kitty Merlin
OMG, I missed you while you were gone for five minutes! Can we please cuddle on the sofa for… um… two hours? Yup, just flop me into whatever position you prefer. Of course, I’ll purr the whole time!
Alas, Merlin is often too busy being naughty for such delightful cuddling!
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William H. Stoddard