Top Ten No-Sympathy Lines

 Posted by on 6 June 2007 at 10:00 am  Uncategorized
Jun 062007

A professor has collected and responded to these common student excuses:

  • This Course Covered Too Much Material…
  • The Expected Grade Just for Coming to Class is a B
  • I Disagreed With the Professor’s Stand on —-
  • Some Topics in Class Weren’t on the Exams
  • Do You Give Out a Study Guide?
  • How Am I Doing In Class?
  • I Studied for Hours
  • I Know The Material – I Just Don’t Do Well on Exams
  • I Don’t Have Time For All This
  • But you don’t understand. I have a job
  • Students Are Customers
  • Do I Need to Know This?
  • There Was Too Much Memorization
  • This Course Wasn’t Relevant
  • Exams Don’t Reflect Real Life
  • I Paid Good Money for This Course and I Deserve a Good Grade
  • All I Want is the Diploma

His responses are damn funny.

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