Oh, the difference that an S makes!
Several things, like the conspicuous and convenient lack of pluralization, the comment about legs, and daddy’s specific desire for one, suggest to me that there are shenanigans at work here.
Or maybe I’ve been on the Internet too long to believe in Santa Claus anymore?
You should never let those pesky things like “truth” and “reality” get in the way of THE FUNNY!
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