Crazy Spam Email Du Jour

 Posted by on 19 July 2012 at 2:00 pm  Funny, WTF
Jul 192012

Um, wow:

From: Latitia Schafer Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2012 at 4:10 PM Subject: I entered your website today but was unable to leave it?

I was looking at your web-site today, I entered it but wasn’t able to leave it. No matter what I did I couldn’t leave it and get back to my other work. I couldn’t go back, I couldn’t go forward, I couldn’t even turn off my computer to start over again! I felt like there was a force field surrounding me and my whole apartment building too! I tried to relax a bit to see why I had been jailed here. I read some more, tried to change my attitude, even though I felt I was being pulled into some kind of dark vortex and I might never return! Only at sunset did the force release me, long enough to write this letter, maybe it didn’t release me??? but I have to write you and ask you what your power is and what you want, I have no more strength to resist your pull. What do you want??? Your, Latitia

You, Latitia! Obviously, I want you!

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