Tinfoil hats actually amplify mind-control beams: This is important research for my conspiracy-mongering friends. Maybe I fear that these results — and not the original recommendation to wear a tin-foil hat — are a plot by the Powers That Be to control us. How will we ever know?!?
Stop Pagination Now: Pagination on the web is like… um, forcing the internet to imitate the limitations of print magazines. Obviously, it’s done for tracking and advertising purposes, but still: UGH.
Here’s What’s Wrong With Everyone’s Understanding Of Dexter: “I love [Dexter] and therefore I’m happy to root for the morally ambiguous protagonist, but TV is wrong, this isn’t how a serial killer would act if he wanted to be normal, this is exactly how you think you would act if you decided to kill people.” (I don’t agree with a bunch of the article, but that seems right to me.)